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good morning everyone have an absolutely furious mongoose
It’s cuter when you recognize that the lion with visible spots is a juvenile. There’s a very high chance the other lion that runs over to investigate is the MOTHER.
The first lion is asking for comfort because she was given a big spook!!! and she needs mommy to tell her it’s safe and ok!!!! (What’s cuter is that mommy clearly reassures her, and goes on to take the parent role of ‘deal with the scream rat in order to protect my large and easily frightened daughter’)
this is all in all an adorable video 10/10
Who Would Win?
Three apex predators
OR
One Screaming Long Boi
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gordon ramsey: is the food good here?
underpaid server:
My favourite thing about that show is how he treats servers. It was also the source of some very intense fantasies when I was a barista of him busting into my cafe, calling my boss a fucking idiot, then taking me against the broken dishwasher.
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goin home to be ugly in peace is one of my fav things to do
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it’s all fun and games until you realize there’s probably a fanfic
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okay so a friend of mine gave me these magnetic letters to put on my fridge that he bought at a dollar store
and it has typical writing on it that you would expect to find on a dollar store alphabet set “helps children learn to spell” etc.
but after we opened it we saw the Z had been covering a message:
wh-
whjj whO IS yuoUR TARGET DEmoGRAPHiC
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the DELIVERY
Shakespeare would write this
THAT’S THE BITCH FROM THE TAKING OUT THE TRASH VIDEO
That Thor voice fuckin’ one-shotted me
Jared, 19, is the king’s half brother?!
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sokka was the only kid in that show with social skills and a brain and he effortlessly charmed literally every. single. person. he met especially royalty no matter the age or nation this is why the writers had to nerf him and make him a non bender cause if he coulda bend anything the show woulda been called sokka and his good pal the avatar and its main conflicts would all be resolved by the third episode tops
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when you shitpost so hard you become a presocratic
Tfw you shitpost so hard you accidentally write a beautiful summary of the defining breakthrough of 20th century philosophy.
Today on Tumblr Accidentally Recapitulates Wittgenstein’s Theory of Experiential Epistomology
Reality can’t be proven to exist outside of our ability to perceive it through our senses but our senses can’t be trusted so basically nothing is real do what you want
If you think about it just a bit too much like I did, you’ll reach the conclusion that nothing really tastes, sounds, looks, feels or smells. It’s just your brain’s interpretation of chemical composition, vibrations, the way things reflect light, more vibrations and chemical composition again
We don’t know how ANYTHING TASTES, SOUNDS, LOOKS, FEELS, OR SMELLS
Do u ever think about how dogs, who have 2 colour receptors, see an apple as grayish yellow, while humans have 3 and see it as red, and mantis shrimp have 12, and see it another monstrous colour altogether?
How none of us are necessarily correct, and the apple itself, is not really any colour, it’s just a fruit minding its own goddamn business??
Fucking fascinating
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Always, Okay?
This is basically just a place for me to bookmark fan fiction at this point.
